Well a few days ago we had the Chinese version of the battle, and now we finally have the Prussians. I am told that the delay was that Matt’s report had to go to Thule High Command in Danzig and be approved by the much feared propaganda Secretariat.
Anyway he seems to survived the experience, so here it is:
I think this sounds much more like what happened. The mighty science of the Prussians vanquished the inferior easterners in their silly silk Pyjamas….